The Me
- The Sasquatch
- Columbus, Ohio, United States
- I'm a bald man with bad eyesight. I'm 5'11" and I eat chili with reckless abandon. I'm a Cincinnati Reds fan and lover of literature. I once tackled a midget. I work with computers but my computer rarely works. My ears ring, my feet hurt, and most popular music will make my toenails curl if the weather is right. I am hopeless when it comes to understanding women or economics or why the sky is blue instead of some other color. I enjoy the smell of freshly cut grass and the sound of rain in the forest. I believe in God, but I sometimes wonder whether He believes in me. I watch television on Wednesdays and I listen to the radio when I'm in my car. My baseball coach used to tell me that I ran so slow he had to time me with a calendar and my band director once said I could be a professional cornet player if only I'd practice. I am madly in love with my wife and she is madly in love with the original CSI. I wake up each morning with a smile on my face because, even if it's cold and grey and rainy and dreary, the first thing I see in the morning is her face, and it is the most beautiful site in the world; especially after I put on my glasses.
1 comment:
Yeah, who the heck is Karl Barth anyway? I totally need to google him.
Thanks for reading my blog. It's cool to know that people read what I post. And unnerving at the same time because that means that people are getting inside my head on most counts. So, I usually just pretend that no one reads it. It's safer that way.
Glad you didn't have to work today. That's cool. I love days off. That's why I've taken 6 months of them. Just kidding really, it's more because I'm lame and no one wants to hire me. Oh, the self-deprication!
I'll quit now. I'm totally random, and I need sleep. Seriously.
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