If anybody in the Columbus, Ohio area is interested in getting together for a happy little game of football (American football, not "soccer") in the next few weeks, e-mail me and let me know when you are available and if you can bring friends.
Tackling will be involved (in the game, not in the recruiting)
The Me
- The Sasquatch
- Columbus, Ohio, United States
- I'm a bald man with bad eyesight. I'm 5'11" and I eat chili with reckless abandon. I'm a Cincinnati Reds fan and lover of literature. I once tackled a midget. I work with computers but my computer rarely works. My ears ring, my feet hurt, and most popular music will make my toenails curl if the weather is right. I am hopeless when it comes to understanding women or economics or why the sky is blue instead of some other color. I enjoy the smell of freshly cut grass and the sound of rain in the forest. I believe in God, but I sometimes wonder whether He believes in me. I watch television on Wednesdays and I listen to the radio when I'm in my car. My baseball coach used to tell me that I ran so slow he had to time me with a calendar and my band director once said I could be a professional cornet player if only I'd practice. I am madly in love with my wife and she is madly in love with the original CSI. I wake up each morning with a smile on my face because, even if it's cold and grey and rainy and dreary, the first thing I see in the morning is her face, and it is the most beautiful site in the world; especially after I put on my glasses.
5 comments:
i think you meant "(American football, not real futbol)"
them's fightin words, boy!
No, wait. You're right. I should have said "Murkin" football or a senseless waste of time.
no, because that would have been a redundant statement...
"Murkin" football = senseless waste of time.
ihlI take it you won't be playing, then?
probably not, but i might keep harrassing you about it just for kicks. Get it? kicks!
hmmm, maybe i should go to bed.
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