When you have a conversation like the one my mother and I recently shared, you know you had a little too much fun in college:
MOM: Oooh, your cousin was telling me the other day about the time you were drunk and running half-naked down the middle of the street with a bottle of liquor in your hand. (laughs). Tell me that story.
SASQUATCH: Umm...You're going to have to elaborate. There are several of those stories.